Hello readers and welcome to the thirteenth edition of “Keeping The Memories
Alive“. In today’s edition, I will be reviewing WCW Fall Brawl 96.
The event was
aired live on Pay Per View from the Lawrence Joel Veterans Memorial Coliseum in
Winston-Salem, North Carolina on
September 15, 1996. Keep your requests coming.
The show opens with a video package highlighting some of the key moments for the
nWo throughout the year.
Pyro goes off as Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan and Dusty Rhodes welcome us. The
announcers show us footage from last Monday on Nitro
with what appeared to be
Sting wearing nWo black and white and attacking Lex Luger. Then we see footage
from WCW Saturday Night last night
where the New World Order destroyed Lex
Luger’s car.
Match #1: “DDP” Diamond Dallas Page vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Chavo wastes no time, drop kicking Page to the floor, followed by a somersault
dive onto the floor. Both men brawling on the outside now. Where’s the
count
ref? Back in the ring, Chavo with a cross body for a count of 2. Chavo
eventually runs out of gas and DDP turns things around with a bunch of
boring
and slow holds. Chavo hits an inside cradle out of nowhere but only gets a 2
count. DDP goes to kick Chavo, misses and falls right on his ass.
Chavo hit’s a
missile dropkick but only gets a count of 2. Chavo goes for a hurricanrana off
the top but again only 2. Both men now go over to the
second ring that will be
used for War Games later in the broadcast. Page hit’s a shades of Dino Bravo
side slam for a count of 2. Page hit’s a nicely
done tornado power bomb but
again, 2! DDP makes the sign for the diamond cutter, hits it and pins Guerrero
for the win. Not a bad opening bout
for a rookie and a guy just getting on his
feet in the industry.
We see Harlem Heat, Sherri and Robert Parker backstage at the WCW online
station.
We go to a special report with Gene Okerlund (Is this a PPV or a Saturday
morning recap show?) showing us everything the New World Order has
done since
May. What a waste of 5 minutes.
Match #2: Scott Norton vs. Ice Train (with Teddy Long) in a Submission Match.
I can already tell this will probably be the worst Submission Match in history.
The referee is holding a microphone, which is usually done for
I Quit Matches,
not Submission Matches, but Eric Bischoff no doubt saw the WWF do it at Wrestle
Mania 11 with an I Quit Match, so he probably
figures it’s the same thing. 3
minutes into the match, nothing but punches and kicks, Teddy Long is the most
interesting thing in the match thus far by just
yelling on the outside. Ice
Train hit’s a big power slam on his former Fire & Ice tag team partner. Norton
has Ice Train locked in a code red arm bar
(ala Craig Pittman). Long acts like
he is about to throw the towel into the ring but the referee directs him not to.
Why do they need a microphone and
a towel? Train has now locked in a Japanese
arm bar but Norton is not giving in. Norton hit’s a big spine buster and then
hooks in a Boston crab but
Ice Train says no. Teddy now gets on the apron,
Norton pulls him in but before he can do anything, Ice Train slaps on the full
nelson for the win.
And yes my prediction was right, the worst Submission Match
in history at WCW Fall Brawl 96!
Match #3: Konnan (with the “Mouth Of The South” Jimmy Hart) defends the AAA
America’s Title against Juventud Guerrera.
Mike Tenay joins the announce team for this match. They refer to the AAA
America’s Title as the Mexican Heavyweight Title. Juvi does an
awesome move,
spring boarding off the ropes, onto the ropes of the other ring, back to the
other ring where Konnan was standing by the turnbuckles
and takes him out with a
press. Konnan goes outside for a breather. Guerrera does a suicide dive but
mainly hit’s the steel barricade. Tenay says
tonight on the hotline, he will
address the internet rumors of Scott Hall and Kevin Nash (Jim Ross had been
claiming they were on their way back to
the WWF). Tenay also brings up the fact
that Juvi is the son of Mexican wrestler, Fuerza Guerrera. Konnan is kicking
major ass now. Powerbomb,
dropkick, German suplexes. Guerrera goes outside for a
breather. Juvi springboards back in the ring with a dropkick and then a leg drop
for a
2 count. Juvi back outside now, K-Dawg nails him with a dropkick off the
apron. Back in the ring, Konnan with yet another dropkick (Ok, he does
a good
dropkick but for God sakes, do something else!). Both wrestlers trade roll up
pin fall attempts but come up short. Juvi does a nicely done
springboard spin
kick but takes to long to get a cover. Juvi then does an excellent 450 splash
(which surprisingly gets no reaction from the crowd)
but only a 2 count. Konnan
hit’s a brain buster off the top rope, again only 2. Konnan finally puts Juvi
away with something like a razor’s edge off
the top rope (announcers call it a
power drop) for the win. Hands down, the best match thus far.
Match #4: Chris Jericho vs. “The Crippler” Chris Benoit.
Benoit takes early control of the match. He puts Jericho in his own hold, the
lion tamer, which Tony Schiavone refers to as a half crab. Jericho strikes
back
with a spin kick for the first pin fall attempt of the match. Both men roll up,
bridge and counter from one side of the ring to the other, sending
Benoit under
the ropes to the apron. This allows Jericho to do his trademark springboard
dropkick off the second turnbuckle. Jericho then does a
suicide dive onto the
floor, looks like his shoulder got all floor. Back in the ring now, Jericho with
a tiger bomb for a count of 2. Benoit goes for a
side suplex but ends up tossing
Jericho over the ropes to the floor. The crippler brings Jericho back in the
ring and screams at him “come on Jericho,
you wanna be famous”. Benoit has now
applied the abdominal stretch. Jericho breaks out with an arm drag. Benoit slams
Jericho and goes up top
to deliver the flying head butt for a 2 count. Jericho
gets tossed outside the ring, again. Back in the ring, Jericho sneaks in a small
package for a count
of 2. Jericho with a backslide, again only 2. Jericho hit’s
a nice northern lights suplex for another 2 count. Jericho hit’s a tombstone!,
goes for the
lionsault but sees Benoit move and he lands on his feet. Jericho
with a hurricanrana off the top rope, another 2 count! Benoit strikes back with
a
back superplex for the win. 2 good matches in a row, but Benoit and Jericho
always have good matches. Crowd seems to like Benoit over Jericho
in this
meeting as Benoit was a member of the Horsemen at the time.
Match #5: Rey Mysterio Jr. defends the WCW Cruiserweight Title against Super
Calo.
Mike Tenay again joins the announce team for a match I’m sure that will be hard
to call. Tenay brings up the fact that Super Calo got his name from
the Mexican
rap group “Calo”, who gave him the name in the middle of the ring in AAA. The
match surprisingly takes a few minutes to heat up.
Calo hit’s a power bomb,
spring boarding Mysterio off the ropes with it for the first pin fall attempt.
Mysterio gets clotheslined over the top rope
to the floor Royal Rumble style.
Super Calo follows that up with a missile dropkick to the floor. Calo then does
a nicely done somersault senton splash
onto the floor (similar to Eddie
Guerrero’s flip over the apron but on the floor). Back in the ring, Calo does a
reverse hurricanrana off the top but only
gets a 2 count. Still no offense in
this match from Rey Rey. Calo slows things down with the short armed scissor
hold. Calo now has Mysterio in the
surfboard, turns it into a pin but again only
2. Mysterio hit’s a full contact cross body, sending himself and Calo over the
top rope to the floor,
Mysterio follows that up with a suicide dive. Mysterio
goes for what he now calls the west coast pop but Calo counters with a dropkick.
Both men
brawl into the second ring. Dusty says Mysterio will probably not be
able to get out of bed when he is 30, he then jokingly says “I’m 36 and
I have
trouble”. Calo is back on the floor, Mysterio does an awesome springboard flip
to the floor. This entire card is just high risk city.
If there is anything WCW
did good for the business, it was introducing the fast paced style to America. Mysterio jumps on the rope, springboards
himself to the second rings rope, hit’s
a hurricanrana to retain the Cruiserweight Title. As expected, lots of high risk
which makes for a good match.
Match #6: Harlem Heat (Booker T & Stevie Ray, with Sister Sherri & Col. Robert
Parker) defend the WCW Tag Team Titles
against the Nasty Boys (Brian Knobs &
Jerry Sags).
This should be a nice brawling match. I still don’t understand why WCW chose to
have 3 fast paced matches in a row, they should had split them up.
Stevie and
Sags start the match. Sags hit a big clothesline for the first pin fall attempt
which Sherri broke up by grabbing Sags leg. It sure is weird to
see Booker with
short hair. Knobs and Booker are now tagged in. So far all we have seen is
clotheslines and punches after 5 minutes. Sherri is
screaming at the top of her
lungs. Sherri is actually pretty hot, even with all her makeup. Bull Nakano is
another one who was made to look ugly but
was pretty hot without the make up.
Luna Vachon, uh no. OK, I’m getting carried away, back to this very slow paced
match, after all I’m not Tony
Schiavone. Booker has Knobs in a chin lock. Knobs
gets tossed outside, allowing Sherri to unload with some uppercuts. Back in the
ring, Stevie Ray
is tagged back in, hit’s a horrible leg drop and Knobs gets
right up. Booker back in, goes for the sidekick, misses and goes over the top
rope to the floor.
Sags is tagged in and cleans house on both Harlem Heat
members. Sags flips Sherri into the ring. Sags rolls up Booker but only a count
of 2. Sags
hit’s a piledriver but Stevie breaks up the count, which brings in
Knobs to take him out. Booker is down, Sags goes to the top rope, Parker trips
Sags
off with his cane. Sags back in the ring, Booker hits his scissor kick,
sending Sags back outside where he gets triple teamed by Sherri, Parker and
Stevie as Knobs argues with the ref. Knobs is finally tagged in, cleaning house
with clotheslines and back body drops. Sags back in, gives Booker
the pump
handle slam, Knobs with a splash off the second rope. Robert Parker gets on the
apron to distract the referee, Sherri rolls in with the cane
and levels Knobs
across his head. Booker rolls back over to cover Knobs and retain the Tag Team
Titles.
An advertisement airs with Ric Flair sporting the Fall Brawl t-shirt.
Backstage, Mike Tenay interviews Randy Savage. Tenay looks so young! Savage does
his usual promo, screams, gets quiet, oh yeah,
thinking thinking, screams, blaw
blaw blaw. He gets quiet again and you can’t even hear what he is saying.
Match #7: The Giant vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
The Giant comes out to the Dungeon of Dooms music even though he recently joined
the New World Order. WCW stops the music and then starts
playing the nWo theme.
Are they serious? I miss Big Show back when he looked like a barbarian. Giant is
totally overpowering Savage. There must
be a fight breaking out in the arena as
everyone in the crowd is looking to their right. Bobby Heenan even makes mention
of this by asking if the New
World Order are in the crowd. We see nothing
though. I guess this match bores Heenan just as much as me. Giant has Savage in
a bear hug for a
while. He finally puts him down but misses an elbow drop, which
allows Savage to go up top with a bulldog and take the Giant off his feet.
Savage slams
him and then goes up top for the elbow drop. Hulk Hogan has now
come down and Savage goes after him. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are waiting
by
the entrance way with chairs and take the Macho Man out. In the ring, referee
Nick Patrick (who was in cahoots with the nWo) has his back turned
and is
talking to the Giant. Hogan brings Savage back to the ring, allowing the Giant
to get the easy victory.
A Promo airs for Halloween Havoc next month, featuring Randy Savage.
The War Games cage is lowered to the ring with so much pyro, I’m surprised the
ring didn’t catch.
Backstage, Mike Tenay is with Ric Flair, Lex Luger, Arn Anderson, Woman and
Elizabeth. Tenay asks who will replace Sting tonight now that he has
joined the
New World Order? Flair doesn’t really answer, he just says the Horsemen kick
ass! Anderson answers the question by saying they will go
in alone. Sting then
shows up and says it was not him on Monday night. Luger says he knows it was him
and he doesn’t believe him. Sting says he will
prove it tonight. Interview ends
with Flair telling Luger he is a lean, mean, wrestling machine.
Michael Buffer reads the rules for the War Games Match.
Match #8: The New World Order (“Hollywood” Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall &
“Sting”) vs.
Arn Anderson, Lex Luger, Sting & “the Nature Boy” Ric Flair in a
War Games Match.
Scott Hall (with “Trillionaire” Ted Dibiase) will start the match with Arn
Anderson. Both men will have 5 minutes until someone else enters the match.
If
you are not familiar with War Games, its pretty similar to TNA’s Lethal
Lockdown. 2 teams of 4 or 5 (in this case 4), 2 men from each team start
it out
and then after several minutes go by, another member of a team will enter the
match, giving that team the early advantage. This match is only
one fall! No
falls can be attempted until all men have entered the ring. Oh yeah, and it
takes place in a steel cage with 2 rings! Anderson has taken the
early lead,
going to work on Hall’s leg. You just know the next guy out will be an nWo
member. Hall tries to go in the other ring but Anderson follows
him and slaps on
a sleeper. Anderson just hit a huge spine buster. Anderson now has a single leg
crab on Scott Hall, Tony Schiavone just informed us
that the New World Order
have won the coin toss to see who will be out next. Kevin Nash is the next man
out. Double A says to bring it but Nash takes
him out with a big boot. And now
its time for the Outsiders to do what they do best, double team. Also, a new guy
will enter every 2 minutes from here
on out. Lex Luger is #2 for WCW. He takes
the Outsiders out with a double clothesline. He nails Hall with the flying
forearm (I’m surprised Tony
didn’t say anything about a metal plate, hehe). As
we await the third man for the New World Order, Luger and Anderson have Hall and
Nash pretty
much under control. Hulk Hogan is the next man out. Lex and Arn
double team Hollywood while Hall and Nash are down. However, the 3 on 2
advantage quickly turns to the favor of the black and white. Hogan beats on
Anderson in one ring while the Outsiders destroy Luger in the other. Here
comes
the Nature Boy! He is stylin and profilin, begging Hogan to come get it. Flair
has a taped fist and drills the Hulkster, he takes Hall and Nash
down with low
blows. Flair now has Hogan in the figure four in the middle of the ring. The
final man for the New World Order comes out. Its Sting,
well, we think. He looks
noticeably different. The man playing the “imposter” Sting here is actually Jeff
Farmer, who was previously known as the
Cobra in WCW. 4 To 3 advantage has the nWo on top. The eighth and final competitor is indeed the real Sting and he is
cleaning house, a Stinger splash
in every corner! Sting kicks all this ass and
then screams “is that good enough for you!” at Luger. He gives Lex the “stick
it” sign and leaves the ring
to go backstage. Its back to 3 on 4. I can’t really
blame Sting. He said it wasn’t really him who attacked Luger and he was telling
the truth. Mean while,
the fake Sting has just made Luger submit to the scorpion
death lock! Team New World Order are your winners. Luger rolls out of the ring
and crawls
on his hands and knees, screaming for Sting. All the other
competitors are now brawling on the outside. Randy Savage comes down and brings
Hogan
back in the ring. Unfortunately for the Macho Man, the Giant and the
Outsiders attack Savage from behind. A big delayed choke slam from the Giant,
where’s the spray paint? Oh, Hogan just pulled some out. Elizabeth is now out
here! She hasn’t been involved with Savage for years! Liz covers
herself over
Savage and Hogan spray paints Elizabeth instead. Hulk gets on the mic, calls Liz
and Savage losers and pieces of garbage before spitting
on Liz. I gotta say,
Elizabeth may have been hotter when she was older, in her WCW days. Savage now
gets the spray paint as well before yet
another choke slam at the hands of the
Giant.
Heenan, Schiavone and Rhodes exit the broadcasting booth as the New World Order
take it over. The Giant says tonight’s show was brought
to you by the Ric Flair
retirement fund.
The show ends with a trainer and Elizabeth helping Randy Savage to the back.
Roll to the credits (I still laugh out loud at the ending, Executive Producer:
Eric Bischoff, and then it stays on the screen for 5 seconds).
Final Thoughts: This event occurred during WCW’s most successful run as a
company. I was highly entertained by most of WCW’s PPV’s in 1996,
much more than
the WWF at the time. This event did have some good matches in Jericho/Benoit, Mysterio/Calo and Konnan/Juvi. The War Games
match was not bad either. That
match was the first step in one of WCW’s biggest storylines ever, where they had
Sting sit on the sidelines for over a year
with no loyalty to WCW or the New
World Order. I believe it was the next night on Nitro (after this event I just
reviewed) where Sting declared
himself a free agent. Sting would sit up in the
rafters, eventually growing his hair long and painting a black and white crow
face on himself. Sometimes,
he even had a crow with him, sometimes even a freakin vulture! Eventually, Sting returned to the ring at Starrcade 97 and won
the WCW Title from
Hulk Hogan. I still can’t believe Vince McMahon is so full of
himself to not use this match in WWE. I mean, you own the freaking name! You
don’t
have to call it Lethal Lockdown, it can still be War Games! The guy who
invented it runs your development system! What you got to lose? I heard
he
doesn’t want to use 2 rings because it takes seats away, use one ring then!
I hope you enjoyed reading the thirteenth edition of “Keeping The Memories
Alive”.
Now I ask,
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Jim Bryan