WRESTLING RANTS & VIDEO REVIEW'S
Chikara
"Time Will Prove Everything" 3/24/07
By: Magnus Donaldson
Chikara presented this event on the 24th of March 2007 in Hellertown, PA, as the fallout from the King of Trios tournament.
Commentary is on
rotation, with your commentators being Mike Quackenbush, Bryce Remsburg, Chuck
Taylor,
Leonard F Chikarason and Chris Hero. Quack and Bryce start the show off.
Match 1:
Chuck Taylor vs. Billy Roc
Chuck Taylor makes an awesome entrance,
making a re-entrance when the fans booed him, stealing someone's cell phone then
telling an annoying
fan to die. This was a fun little match, which had some comedy with Roc
forcing Taylor to shake hands with him when he refused at the start
of the match. Roc wrestled more of a high flying style, with some
innovative moves, and he also used some submissions. Taylor tried to slow
the match down and cheated as often as he could along with arguing with
the referee and the fans. Taylor won with the Omega Driver, and overall
I thought this was a good opening match- **3/4
Match 2:
Brodie Lee vs. Equinox
This is the first time I've seen Brodie
Lee in action. A decent match, and I was impressed with Brodie Lee who showed
some impressive power
moves. Equinox also appeared to be reasonably on, and didn't botch all his
moves this time around. A little too short to be anything special though,
but decent enough while it lasted. Equinox won with a Small Package- **1/4
Crossbones tells us
that Ultramantis Black and Hydra aren't here (they were supposedly suspended for
failing the Chikara Wellness program,
thus proving Chikara's awesomeness ever further), then shouts down the
Create A Wrestler concept and alludes that he will be a Deadman by
constantly referencing The Undertaker. Icarus quickly comes in and praises
Crossbones, suggesting he could be a future Kings of Wrestling member.
Match 3:
Crossbones vs. Create A Wrestler
This wasn't much of a match, but it was
fun to see Crossbones throw Create A Wrestler around like a ragdoll. Create A
Wrestler however
is still very green and did not hit all of him moves cleanly. Still, not
too bad overall. Crossbones won this with a Here It Is Driver
(obviously he doesn't call it that)- **
The Ants and
Hallowicked cut a promo saying they lost in the Trios tournament last month,
then basically say they will beat
The Blackout tonight to prove themselves.
Chuck Taylor is now solo on commentary.
Match 4:
The Blackout (Ruckus,
Sabian, Joker and Eddie Kingston) vs. Hallowicked and The Colony (Fire, Soldier
and Worker Ant)
A very fun eight man tag here. The lucha rules allowed for quick action early
on, with one wrestler coming in whenever another would take a move.
The match remained at a fast pace, with several dives to the outside, and
each wrestler getting a chance to shine, before the Blackout took control
working on Soldier Ant (playing the rudos with some cheating tactics).
After a prolonged period of domination, Fire Ant got the 'hot tag', before
everyone started hitting moves in the corner. After everyone got in their
finishing moves, Hallowicked got three with a Schoolboy on Kingston- ***1/2
After the match,
Kingston, attacked Hallowicked, shoved Bryce Remsburg over then left on his own.
We then get some replays of the big moves in the last match.
Chris Hero cut a
promo, saying that 2007 will be a better year for the Kings of Wrestling,
and tonight all of Ricochet's flips will not save him from defeat.
Leonard F Chikarason is now the sole commentator.
Match 5:
Chris Hero vs. Ricochet
This is a match I'm really looking
forward to. Early on, Hero was doing as many flips as Ricochet, and overpowered
him easily while taking time
to pose again and again. Ricochet had to use his high flying moves to get
an advantage on Hero. However, this did not last long as Hero was soon
able to slow the match down, grounding Ricochet with power and innovative
submissions, with a few flips and hard strikes in their too. Ricochet was
only able to attack in brief flurry's, being completely outclassed, but
finally fought back towards the end with his high flying offense. Both men
exchanged close near falls, but neither could get three. However,
eventually Hero was able to get the victory with the Hero's Welcome. Another
great match, but nobody believed Ricochet could beat Hero, and it showed
with Hero having around 80% of the offense in the match- ***1/2
The Olsen Twins cut a
promo saying that the only reason they lost their last two matches was because
their opponents cheated. They do claim
however that they can easily beat ShaneSaw tonight.
Chris Hero has joined Leonard F Chikarason on commentary.
Match 6: The Olsen Twins (Jimmy and
Colin Olsen) vs. ShaneSaw (Jigsaw and Shane Storm)
The Olsen's are kind of like the
American 2.0: a flamboyant and goofy, yet talented tag team. This was a fun tag
match, with the Olsen's act being
entertaining, and the wrestling was also pretty solid other than a few
botches here and there. Lots of comedy early on, with Storm stopping the
Olsen's in their tracks with the Stop sign so he and Jigsaw could text
each other. The Olsen's then take control, isolating Storm with their old school
style offense, before Jigsaw made the hot tag. We saw some innovative tag
team offense, with both teams coming close to victory, before Jigsaw got
the pin with the Jig N'Tonic- ***
Claudio Castagnoli
cuts a promo saying that while Mike Quackenbush has beaten him several times, he
has defeated Mike Quackenbush in every
single match for over a year. Claudio then says that Quack will have to
wait to get a shot at Chris Hero, as he will be the one to face him next month.
Match 7:
Winner Faces Chris Hero
next month- Claudio Castagnoli vs. Mike Quackenbush
These two have had many great battles in the past and this should be another
good one. This started out slower than their earlier matches, with more
mat wrestling, and the occasional brief high flying sequence. After the
action picked up, Quack went for a Hurracarana on the outside, Castagnoli
caught him and Powerbomb's him into the ring. Castagnoli then uses his
power and a few submissions to control the match. Quack fights back with
a flurry of offense, using Claudio's power against him, then both men come
close with near fall after near fall. The ref then gets knocked down, as Quack
got the Quackendriver which would have gotten three, then the ref comes
back in time to count a Backslide Claudio gets on Quack for three.
Not quite as good as some of their previous encounters, but still good- ***1/4
Match 8: Team FIST (Icarus and Gran
Akuma) vs. Lince Dorado and Sicodelico Jr.
An interesting tag team match here.
Team FIST start off quick, and largely control the opening portion of the match
with the occasional offensive
move by their Mexican opponents. They use a good amount of double team
offense, with Akuma basically kicking Dorado time and time again
with a few submissions used as well, and Icarus wrestling quite similar
but also using more ground offense and high flying moves, and cheating
on several occasions. Dorado then makes the hot tag, and the Mexicans make
a fightback, with both teams getting some near falls. Team FIST
get the victory with a sloppy Lungblower/Yoshi-Tonic combo. Not too much
of a main event, but solid enough- **1/2
There are several of the Chikara podcasts on this DVD as a bonus, but I won't go into those.
Other than the
disappointing main event, this was a very good Chikara show with two great
matches in the midcard, two good matches,
and the rest is all solid with the lowest rated match being **. This is an
easy recommendation.
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